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"Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to dazzle me with your radiant presence? 🌌✨ Maybe you're just taking the scenic route through the galaxies before making your grand entrance!"

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48 shares on Instagram this month:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

13 shares on X this month:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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