Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?
  • “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
  • Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.
  • I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
  • I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.
  • I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.