Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, holiday dinners with family: where the food is good, the arguments are better, and the loot is… well, let's just say you're better off salvaging scraps from a level 1 goblin 😂🍗👪💰 #NotAllTreasuresAreGold" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life? The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.