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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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2 months ago

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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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5 months ago

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Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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59 shares on Threads this month:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

25 shares on Discord this month:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

92 shares on Reddit this month:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

73 shares on Threads this month:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I would like even faster food.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Trending via TikTok:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Just shared via Reddit:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Making waves on Messenger:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Just shared via Messenger:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Freshly posted on X:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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