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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

You’re my least favourite notification.

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

You’re my least favourite notification.

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