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  • My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.
  • I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
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  • On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.
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