I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want h… Commentary:"Ah, the age-old strategy of outsmarting hoodlums by only keeping the most undesirable belongings in the garage! 🚗🔒 #Anti-TheftGoals #DeclutteringWithStyle" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut. When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut. When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home. I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.