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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want h…

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want h…

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"Ah, the age-old strategy of outsmarting hoodlums by only keeping the most undesirable belongings in the garage! 🚗🔒 #Anti-TheftGoals #DeclutteringWithStyle"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, door, garage, getting, getting rid, hoodlum, humor, i, meaning, procrastination, rid, shut, stealing, stuff, sure, want on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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