Trendy Funny Quotes

  • How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?
  • I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.
  • My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.
  • Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?
  • My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.
  • I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.