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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 🌿🦊 Who knew veggies could be the silent enemies all along? Watch out, broccoli, I've got my eyes on you!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, animals, hate, humor, i, irony, love, plant, plants, vegetarian on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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