💾 Save Image I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Jan 22, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 🌿🦊 Who knew veggies could be the silent enemies all along? Watch out, broccoli, I've got my eyes on you!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips! Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him. If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: am, animals, hate, humor, i, irony, love, plant, plants, vegetarian
