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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. 🌿🦊 Who knew veggies could be the silent enemies all along? Watch out, broccoli, I've got my eyes on you!"

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25 shares on Discord this month:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

44 shares on X this month:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Blink if you want me!

23 shares on YouTube this month:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Just shared via Discord:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Making waves on Facebook:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Going bananas on Threads:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

I need to consult the woods about this.

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Keep the laugh going 😂

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

I need to consult the woods about this.

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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