I am the human version of tangled headphones. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, the tangled web we weave… 🎧 Getting as twisted as a pair of headphones – always in a knot but still trying to stay connected! 😂 Untangle your life, one earbud at a time! 🔄🤪" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights. My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in. I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog. Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.