Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
  • Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.
  • Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!
  • I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
  • Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?
  • How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?