I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.