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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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72 shares on WeChat this month:

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

31 shares on X this month:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

21 shares on Messenger this month:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

77 shares on Slack this month:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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Live now on Threads:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Making waves on Reddit:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Just landed via WeChat:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Live now on Facebook:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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