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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Commentary:
"Me: 'Communication is the key.' 🗝️

Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb* 🤷‍♂️📵

Well, at least I'm consistent in avoiding communication, right? 😜 #SelectiveListener"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, disturb, do not disturb, humor, i, interaction, irony, key, phone, procrastination, social, social interaction on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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