Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
  • Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.
  • I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
  • Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
  • At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.
  • A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.