I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.
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“Me: ‘Communication is the key.’ 🗝️

Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb* 🤷‍♂️📵

Well, at least I‘m consistent in avoiding communication, right? 😜 #SelectiveListener”

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