I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Me: 'Communication is the key.' 🗝️ Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb* 🤷♂️📵 Well, at least I'm consistent in avoiding communication, right? 😜 #SelectiveListener" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is. If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key. If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key. I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing. I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.