I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.