I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke. Funny Quotes August 12, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke. Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work. I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single. I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff. My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.