I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Whoever said 'early bird catches the worm' clearly didn't account for the beauty of a cozy lie-in until lunchtime 🌞😴 Better to be a late-riser and catch the brunch, am I right? 🍳☕️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker. Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse. I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.