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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around…

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around…

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'early bird catches the worm' clearly didn't account for the beauty of a cozy lie-in until lunchtime 🌞😴 Better to be a late-riser and catch the brunch, am I right? 🍳☕️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, morning, noon, person, procrastination, sleep, time on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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