Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
  • I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
  • She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.
  • Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.
  • I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
  • Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.