I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.