I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse. Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker. I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.