I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Whoever said 'early bird catches the worm' clearly didn't account for the beauty of a cozy lie-in until lunchtime 🌞😴 Better to be a late-riser and catch the brunch, am I right? 🍳☕️" Related funny posts 😂 Later is the best time to do anything. Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all? I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker. Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.