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"Ah, the eternal quest for food ๐ฝ๏ธ vs. the civic duty of voting ๐ณ๏ธ! Easy mistake to make, really. Next time, just remember: democracy first, buffet second! ๐๐ณ๏ธ๐"
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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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