Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal quest for food 
vs. the civic duty of voting 
! Easy mistake to make, really. Next time, just remember: democracy first, buffet second! 
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Commentary:
TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 
Remember, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don’t forget to put yourself out there too! 
#TGIF #TrashTalk -
Commentary:
“Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner
#MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal” -
Commentary:
“Ah, the mysterious case of the poultrygeist!
Can you imagine a ghostly chicken haunting the dinner table of a vegetarian? Better watch out for those clucking spirits! 
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“Life’s full of endless possibilities, as long as you can outsmart the bureaucracy!
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Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘icebreaker’ move – setting the stage for awkward oversharing since forever!
Next time, perhaps we can just stick to the usual names and job titles…unless someone wants to reveal their secret talent of eating an entire pizza in one sitting! ” -
Commentary:
“When your pajamas become your new wardrobe staple, you start to blend in with the couch cushions.
#HomelessChic”