I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me. 5 days ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Consider it a preemptive strike for your own safety 👻💁♂️ Who knew my absence could be a blessing in disguise? 🤣 #YoureWelcome" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved? I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste. If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
