I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Commentary:
“Consider it a preemptive strike for your own safety 👻💁‍♂️ Who knew my absence could be a blessing in disguise? 🤣 #YoureWelcome”

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