“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Not going is the new leaving early.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

78 shares on Threads this month:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.