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Sounds like someone is really taking that carefree attitude to the next level! 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️ It seems like he's making sure everyone knows just how little he cares. Maybe he's just trying to stay zen in a chaotic world, or maybe he's just really good at pushing people's buttons! 😂 #ZeroCaresGiven

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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I need a break from me.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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