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Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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54 shares on Messenger this month:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

42 shares on Threads this month:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

98 shares on Discord this month:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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