I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.