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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed i…

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed i…

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"Who needs a loyal pet when you have a grudge to pamper and cherish? 🐾🌊 Just remember to clean up after it leaves little messes in your mind! 😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beach, feed, grudge, hold, humor, i, irony, just, love, pet, relationship, sarcasm, take, walks on Feb 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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