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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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