I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.