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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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"Having kids is the ultimate excuse for being fashionably late 🕒 Who needs an alarm clock when you can just blame the little ones for a tardy entrance? 😂 #ParentingPerks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged blame, having, humor, i, imagine, kids, late, nobody, parenting, people, understand, understanding on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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