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  • When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.
  • Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.
  • These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.
  • To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
  • Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.
  • If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.