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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.