I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby. Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not. If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.