I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.