Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?
  • I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”
  • Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.
  • Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”
  • Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
  • The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.