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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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