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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?