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  • This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
  • If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.
  • A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.
  • I will never stop being a quitter!
  • I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
  • You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.