I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’ I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population. Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible! Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.