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  • Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.
  • I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.
  • When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.
  • Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.
  • A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.
  • At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.