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"Ah, the never-ending struggle of being a professional complainer! 😂 It's like a full-time job to stay discontented, isn't it? 🙄 Who knew finding new grievances could be so exhausting! 😅 #FirstWorldProblems"

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Share → : I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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