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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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60 shares on X this month:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

23 shares on X this month:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

34 shares on X this month:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

44 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Making waves on Discord:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Trending via WeChat:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

Breaking via YouTube:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Just landed via Telegram:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Making waves on TikTok:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Going bananas on X:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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