I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one. Posted onSep 22, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow. I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka. Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”. Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.
