Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.
  • I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.
  • If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.
  • I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
  • I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.
  • I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.