I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.