‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for c… Commentary:"Oh, sorry, can't make it tonight. Avocado emergency at home 🥑💁♂️ Who knew the power of a perfectly ripe fruit could rival social commitments? #AvocadoOverEverything" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado. Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado. I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home. I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.
