‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. Posted onOct 3, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans? People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home. When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy. I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.
