Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.
  • If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”
  • Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?
  • Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.
  • The only thing I gained this year is weight.
  • There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.