Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.
  • I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.
  • My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.
  • It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
  • Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.