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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

I want this laziness removed from my body.

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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