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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.