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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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