Trendy Funny Quotes

  • 4 out 3 people struggle with math.
  • Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.
  • Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.
  • Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.
  • When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.
  • Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.