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45 shares on X this month:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

44 shares on Threads this month:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

36 shares on X this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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