Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.
- Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.
- “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.
- I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
- I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.
