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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Going viral on Threads:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Just landed via Telegram:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Making waves on Threads:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Seen just now on Discord:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

1 month ago

Funny text about Wednesday's spelling mishap, playful and witty in tone.

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Commentary:
Well, it's definitely a mystery why "Wednesday" couldn't be spelled more logically. Maybe the creator was feeling mischievous that day! 🤔🤣 Let's just be grateful it's not spelled like "Wendsday" or "Wunzday," right? 💁‍♂️ #SpellingStruggles

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

63 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Having a job ruined my life.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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Spotted on TikTok:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Seen just now on Threads:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Shared recently on Discord:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Trending via WhatsApp:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Going viral on Threads:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Just shared via Snapchat:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Shared recently on Slack:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Live now on Slack:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Seen just now on WeChat:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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