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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Trending via Reddit:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Making waves on Twitch:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Going viral on Threads:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Going viral on X:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Jan 25, 2025

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Well, it's definitely a mystery why "Wednesday" couldn't be spelled more logically. Maybe the creator was feeling mischievous that day! 🤔🤣 Let's just be grateful it's not spelled like "Wendsday" or "Wunzday," right? 💁‍♂️ #SpellingStruggles

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Making waves on Pinterest:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Going viral on Telegram:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Going viral on Twitch:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Spotted on Discord:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Just landed via Messenger:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Just landed via Instagram:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Going viral on X:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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