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Time needs a speed limit.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.