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15 shares on X this month:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

55 shares on Instagram this month:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

81 shares on Reddit this month:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Spotted on Twitch:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Going viral on Telegram:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Spotted on Slack:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Going viral on Instagram:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Going viral on Threads:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

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