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45 shares on Messenger this month:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

13 shares on Discord this month:

50 shades of single.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

37 shares on Discord this month:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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Just landed via Instagram:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

Spotted on Discord:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Going viral on Twitch:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Seen just now on Twitch:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Trending via Instagram:

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Live now on WhatsApp:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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