Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.
  • Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.
  • What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?
  • Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.
  • I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.
  • If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.