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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Well, well, it looks like the bodyguard has found a true friend in you! Taking a bullet is definitely a step up from just holding the door open or carrying groceries. Let's just hope you two won't have to test that bond anytime soon!



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