I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry. I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back. Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.
