Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.
  • Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
  • Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.
  • I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  • In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.