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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Commentary:
Well, well, it looks like the bodyguard has found a true friend in you! Taking a bullet is definitely a step up from just holding the door open or carrying groceries. Let's just hope you two won't have to test that bond anytime soon!

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bodyguard, bullet, friendship, humor, love, loyalty, protection, sacrifice on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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