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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Commentary:
Well, well, it looks like the bodyguard has found a true friend in you! Taking a bullet is definitely a step up from just holding the door open or carrying groceries. Let's just hope you two won't have to test that bond anytime soon!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bodyguard, bullet, friendship, humor, love, loyalty, protection, sacrifice on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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