I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

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β€œSarcasm – the art of punching people in the face, without getting your hands dirty! πŸ’¬πŸ₯ŠπŸ˜ #SavageWords”

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