Trendy Funny Quotes

  • That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.
  • How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?
  • It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.
  • Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”
  • If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.
  • Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.