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Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Spotted on Instagram:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Reported on Snapchat:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Trending via Threads:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Going viral on Threads:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Reported on Instagram:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

6 months ago

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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"Ah, the classic case of the not-so-subtle villain monologue in disguise! 🦹‍♂️😏 It's like a game of 'Spot the Villain' where the clues are hidden in plain sight. It's all fun and games until you realize you're already in their evil master plan. 🤔😈 Stay alert, folks, you never know who might be spinning a sneaky narrative!"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

He took my last fry, your honor.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Just landed via Facebook:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Trending via YouTube:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Just shared via Reddit:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Just landed via Instagram:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Just shared via Twitch:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Live now on X:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Trending via Slack:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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