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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ή has viewed:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡© has shared:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has shared:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬ has shared:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡± has shared:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ has shared:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Making waves on TikTok:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Trending via Discord:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Shared recently on Slack:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Making waves on Facebook:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

34 shares on Telegram this month:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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β€œI have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡· has downloaded:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Someone from πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has bookmarked:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has copied:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has downloaded:

I don’t β€œmake friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has copied:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ό has viewed:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Going viral on Twitch:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Breaking via WeChat:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Making waves on Instagram:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Shared recently on Slack:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Making waves on Slack:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their β€œcustomer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Seen just now on Discord:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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