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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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2 months ago

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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4 months ago

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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97 shares on Twitch this month:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

87 shares on X this month:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Going viral on Slack:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Just landed via Pinterest:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Just shared via Reddit:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Just shared via Telegram:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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