I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Commentary:
“Ah, the selective memory at its finest! 🤔🍴 Holding on to grudges like it’s the last piece of pizza in the fridge! 🍕😂 Let’s hope our fridge acts as a reminder and not a safe haven for forgotten intentions!”

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