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"Ah, the selective memory at its finest! 🤔🍴 Holding on to grudges like it's the last piece of pizza in the fridge! 🍕😂 Let's hope our fridge acts as a reminder and not a safe haven for forgotten intentions!"

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Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Spotted on Facebook:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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