I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person. It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.
