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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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63 shares on Twitch this month:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

24 shares on Slack this month:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

59 shares on X this month:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

21 shares on Discord this month:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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