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"Who needs to know another language when you can just speak English at a snail's pace? 🐌😂 Slow and steady wins the communication race! 🐢💬"

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18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

64 shares on Slack this month:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

43 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress?

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Breaking via WeChat:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Just landed via Twitch:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Seen just now on Instagram:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Keep the laugh going 😂

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

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