Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.
  • Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.
  • Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?
  • One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.
  • My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.
  • The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.