I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.