Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? 🐿️🍂 #SquirrelGoals"

animals, chubby, extra, humor, i, love, nature, relatable, squirrel, squirrels, super, winter

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

3 months ago

activity, boyfriend, fun, humor, let, nature, outside, rain, relationship, sarcasm
I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

5 months ago

athletic, athleticism, confidence, humor, i, intelligence, joke, keep, man, most, sarcasm, scrolling, second, self-deprecating, world
I keep my mind active by worrying.

2 months ago

activity, health, humor, i, keep, mental, mental health, mind, self-care, worry, worrying
That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

2 months ago

caffeine, coffee, coffee maker, daily, every, happiness, happy, joy, little, maker, me, morning, morning ritual, ritual, routine, small, small joy, walk
When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

2 months ago

behavior, best, betrayal, dirty, empowerment, gone, goodbye, honesty, know, relationships, self-awareness, stay, thing, toxic, toxic behavior
Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

2 months ago

battery, begging, death, die, hate, humor, iPhone, life, quiet, should, start, technology

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on TikTok this month:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

65 shares on Threads this month:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

74 shares on X this month:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

98 shares on X this month:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Just landed via Instagram:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Body by sandwich.

Going viral on Threads:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Just landed via Instagram:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Going bananas on Telegram:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Self-cleaning conscience.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

I keep my mind active by worrying.

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨