Home Funny Quotes I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

2 months ago

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"Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? 🐿️🍂 #SquirrelGoals"

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