Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.
- Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
- I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
- I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
- And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.