I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry. According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people. Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them. The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.