I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the age-old belief that having a little plutonium can significantly boost your popularity… 💁♂️💰 Watch out world, here comes Mr. Nuclear Charm! 🔥🚀 #PlutoniumPerks" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry. As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on. Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.