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Oh, the waiting game champion! 🏆 Sitting pretty in a waiting room like a pro, armed with the ultimate weapon – my phone! 📱Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Phone and Still? 😂 #WaitingRoomWarrior

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39 shares on Threads this month:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

21 shares on Threads this month:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

44 shares on Slack this month:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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