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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.