Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.
  • If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.
  • I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”
  • Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.
  • This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
  • My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.