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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Shazam but for random noises outside.

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