I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cute… Commentary:"Looking for someone cuter? Sorry, you've hit the cuteness jackpot with yourself! 😏🌟 #SelfLoveGoals #CutenessOverload" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest. The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app. Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve. “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills. Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.