I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looking for someone cuter? Sorry, you've hit the cuteness jackpot with yourself! 😏🌟 #SelfLoveGoals #CutenessOverload" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car. Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?