Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Roses are pink. I need a drink.
  • If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.
  • If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.
  • I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.
  • My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
  • I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.